Life's crazy questions 2

1. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

2. Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?

3. Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

4. If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

5. How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?

6. How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

7. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

8. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

The NeverEnding Story:

Instructions: 

• Edit this entry!
• Add a few lines to the story and do NOT CHANGE any previous contribution! 
• Use your color. Remember that BLACK is for the TEACHER!
• Do not forget to leave a comment in this entry saying which color you have chosen! 

It was summer again. The last three months of her life had been quite hard; struggling to survive to all her adventures, Kasia now felt very tired. Summer was the perfect time to relax and she had everything in mind: sunbathing on the beach and going out at night. However, nothing wouldn't be as she expected. 

That year she decided to go to an atractive  attractive island in the Mediterranean Sea, Majorca. She heard it was the ideal place to have some holidays and to take a breath of from the exhausting work. She put everything she could in her green suitcase and, in few hours, she arrived to her desired destiny. However, there was something strange. No one was there. 

"¿Where is everyone?" Thought Kasia. In the Island there was only was the people who came on in  the airplane with her she. She was nervous, the there wasn't line to phone the police or her family. Everyone was scared, and some others were crying. Kasia decided to search look for someone and all together started a new adventure. Few minutes later they found an enormous hole on the floor and they entered it there.

Well, not everybody entered on the hole, only the bravest. The others stayed on the floor. Three men and two women started going down until they found a kind of futuristic house, they were very scared of it, but some hours after obveserving the surroundings of the house, they decided to enter. What they found there were was very different to  from what they had expected.

Life's crazy questions!

 Instructions:

• Answer at least 3 questions. You know, silly questions have silly answers! 
• Do not worry at all, be ORIGINAL, use your IMAGINATION! 
• Answer by means of COMMENTS under this entry! Do NOT EDIT the entry!
• I will edit the entry with the best answer at the end of the week! 

1. After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
2. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
3. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
4.  Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
5.  Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
6. . What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
7.  What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
   
8. .What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? 
9.  What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
   
10. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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