Life's crazy questions!
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- After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
- You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
- Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
- . What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
- What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
- .What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
- What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Taken from: http://misticcognition.tripod.com/id26.htm
1.You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
ResponderEliminarActually, in our planet we do not have enough of this substance in the world, so it would be impossible. Besides, the leaders of our planet wanted to have a more consumerist society, so they propose more routes with planes. In consequence, they need to change them with frequency to avoid deterioration and accidents and the companies spent money on this.
2.Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Because the achitecture that designed these buildings was mad and he liked doing things in the opposite way. However, he though it had some reason because after all the apartments are separations in the same block.
3.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Tarzan doesn’t have a beard because he always had lots of lices that cause him itching and with the experience of the monkeys, they recommend him not to let beard grow as he could decide. Moreover, he thinks he has enough with his long hair.
1. After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
ResponderEliminarAn amphibian is an animal who lived a lot of time in the water, this well adapted to live in water.
There are who eat in the water and it haven't got any problem.
2.What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
I think that it became transparent like the cartoons films.
It can take the form of a person. when the person is looking at the mirror.
As other option, probably he can turn to the whito color, I think that is the most similar and is more discreet.
3.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Because in the savanna they have blades. Thuis blades are made with the nature, for example a carnivorous plant. They caught the tooth of the plant..
1. What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
ResponderEliminarA chameleon use to turn into the colour of what he's touching. So, if a chameleon is in a mirror it would become transparent.
2. What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
I don't know, they can count any other thing in the world. Dogs, cats, etc.
3. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
We may feel clean but we're not totally. We wash the towels to get rid of all the germs that it has. Also, we to use always dry towels.